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Sombe body call he Wahbulance!

Sun Oct 18, 2009, 3:54 PM
  • Mood: Rant
  • Drinking: whisky
Ya remember the lost wallet? Well turns out I left it on the bus, but the bus driver was nice enough to look in it and find my phone number and call me about it, and then returned it, so thats all good. Hard to believe there are still some good people out there. But now I've lost my pencil case T-T. It wouldn't be a big deal, since the pencil case its self is easy to replace, but I have at lest $60's worth of markers, pencils, and other art stuff in there -_-. Oh damn my sharpies for being so espensive. I also had my best pare of nail clippers in there (don't ask). So tomorrow, I'll have to go in to the main office and see if any thing was turned up, if it was thats great, if not, then I'm out of luck....I don't seem to have any luck recently -_-, I'm lossing everything.

And I'm well on my way to having a bitchof a hang over tomorrow lol. Which reminds me writers craft homework, gotta do that ;p haven't been to that class for the last two class last week.

Poor little fuckers

Thu Oct 15, 2009, 4:30 PM
  • Mood: Rant
  • Drinking: root beer
I want to scream and cry and rip something apart all at same time. I've had such a cruddy day. I lost my wallet with $40 fucking dollars in it, which meant no meals for me today. Lost $389, to the fucking vet, so my little kitty wouldn't die from a bladder infection, and still have to type up a short story for tomorrow, edited and all -_-.
God I feel sorry for the poor fuckers that will have to deal with me tomorrow.

Tipsy and ASS RAPED

Sun Oct 11, 2009, 6:15 PM
  • Mood: Bewildered
  • Drinking: root beer
So I'm a little tipsy and don't feel like doing my home work so I'll update my journal instead. Lol. I'm currently just coming down from my drucken night of fun. You see, we went to my aunt Jane's for thanks giving dinner, and since I had nothing to eat to day, it took one glass of rum and coke to get me tipsy and two to get me smashed. I think I had about five glasses in the whole.
Apparently my relatives thought I was a hoot to watch so they kept throwing more at me. Lol. I remember my cousin's husband laughing at me when I was standing at the bar going, one for me, two for me, another one for me. And then the rest of the night I was crawling around with my cousin's children who are like ages six moths to three years old.
Oh and I was also talking with a British accent all night, I haven't a clue why, but apparently it was very funny, and annoyed the hell out of my cousin Jefferey, who wouldn't stop running away from me. Little Rice followed me every where I don't think the poor three year old got that I was drunk, she was talking to me the whole time, and bringing me glasses of water and apple juice.
I think I scared Keaton's boyfriend, but thats ok, I scare every one ;p.
On another note, has anyone seen the previews for the new cirque due freak: Vampire assistant? Yes? Gahhh! they make me so angry, they totally ass raped one of my favorite books of all time. I knew they would mess some of the parts of it happens all the time, but they've completely changed every thing. Mr.Crepsley is suppose to have a small patch of orange hair on the top of his head, not a whole flippen fro! His face is no where near as scared as they discribbed it and don't very get me started on the actor they got for him. And gender bending, Omg! Don't get me started, you know they chick they have growing her limbs back in the add? Thats suppose to be a man! A man I tell you! And then was never a monkey girl! Never! He is suppose to kiss a normal black girl named Debby, that he meets at one of the circus performances. *bashes head off of keyboard*
Ok I've ranted enough for tonight, better get to that homework I'm suppose to be doing.
p.s. sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes, I'm not sobber
ciao

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IM OLD

Wed Jun 24, 2009, 10:44 AM
  • Mood: Horror
  • Drinking: root beer
So I woke up this morning and I couldn't hear out of my right ear! DX My mom said that I ether popped my ear drum, and its filled with crap and we have to candle it out TAT. Gahhhhh it's driving me crazy. Now I sound like an old man, asking every one to repeat things.
Let me tell you, you never know how much you need some thing till its gone. *pouts in corner*

I've done 110 Out of 132 Stupid Things

Mon May 25, 2009, 10:22 AM
  • Mood: High
  • Drinking: root beer
Level 1:
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 4

Level 2
() Are/Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 8

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone/Something Die

SO FAR: 11

Level 5
( ) Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 13

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 16

Level 7
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
() Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone Off-roading
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 24

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work/School

SO FAR: 29

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 32

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed/Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 37

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car/Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 41

Level 13
( ) Had/Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 42

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 47

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 52

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons/Coloured Pencils/Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 57

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 60

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere

SO FAR: 64

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Roller-skating/Blading
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 67


Level 20
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins.

SO FAR: 69

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 74

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done/ATTEMPTED A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 78

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
() Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 80

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 83

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 87

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/Got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 90

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someone's Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 98

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkelling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 102

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 107

Level 32
(x) Been shot at/Or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someone's tires
(x) Rode your bike/Driven your car until the fuel light came on.
( ) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel.

TOTAL: 110

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